Originally Posted by
AuburnAttack21
John Fox: Hello, I'm John Fox. You may know that I'm a professional bass fisherman, but you may not know that I have diabetes...and if you call now, you'll receive a free meter.
Wilford Brimley: Let me warn you, it is my commercials, or ads, or endorsements, whatever the name you wanna give them.
John Fox: Diabetes doesn't have to slow you down.
Wilford Brimley: I'm gonna give you unreal ways for you to die, and I'm not doing it without help.
Billy Mays: That's right!
Wilford Brimley: And what we will do is eat your family...
Billy Mays: Even your kids!
Wilford Brimley: So I would encourage you to fcuk yourself.
John Fox: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Wilford Brimley: Uh...ya know, be thankful that be to die, and go fcuk yourself.