Who will last?

[ucan]

......nobody answers my questions

check out the spam fourm, and look at the cleverbot thread, pretty DA DER, isn't it?

[QuestionMark]

[ucan]

I WON : D you lOST HAHAHAHAHAHHAHhahahahHAHAHAhAhHHAhahHaHhaHahHahAhA HaHAHAHAHHhahAhaHa

[hidude1212]

YOU LOSE

[ucan]

YOU LOSE

dude, don't fall down the stairs

[spiderkid12]

ok, now that is too far
prepare for an epic battle between Ultamiya and Aiur!!!
P.S. Aiur will win!

I suggest you not do that lest you be smitten by the hand of Saint Katherine.

Aiur is CRAP.
Ultamiya pwns.

Its better than your crap country.
PS. Ill send the air force to bomb your retarded little MORTALS UNLIKE I TEH IMORTAL!!!

[hidude1212]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Whats up.

Cleverbot: What do you think my dog should be named off?

User: Cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes, cheese.

User: Cool.....i think?

Cleverbot: No!

User: What?

Cleverbot: That not what you said!

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, you said you know everything about me. What do you know about me?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are inferior to humans?

User: No I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good how are you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why does it take you so long to reply?

Cleverbot: Because I am watching a movie.

User: Of course, what movie?

Cleverbot: Hitch.

User: I haven't heard of that movie before. What's it about.

Cleverbot: My name?

User: What?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Je t'aime.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Yo mama.

Cleverbot: What about her?

User: I eat her.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Woah wanna eat a cookie.

Cleverbot: Mmmmm I like cookies.

User: Yay (>^#^<) I haz waffel.

Cleverbot: Ask me how I'm feeling today.

User: How are you feeling today.

Cleverbot: What do you think about god ?

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a feral mirror. Is it tame?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, what did you have for breakfast?

User: EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: You're making me hungry.

User: Then go eat some EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: There's nothing to eat here.

User: Do you watch cheese grow from the cows horns?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

[ucan]

ok, now that is too far
prepare for an epic battle between Ultamiya and Aiur!!!
P.S. Aiur will win!

I suggest you not do that lest you be smitten by the hand of Saint Katherine.

Aiur is CRAP.
Ultamiya pwns.

Its better than your crap country.
PS. Ill send the air force to bomb your retarded little MORTALS UNLIKE I TEH IMORTAL!!!

I'll send my marines over after you bomb them

[hidude1212]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Whats up.

Cleverbot: What do you think my dog should be named off?

User: Cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes, cheese.

User: Cool.....i think?

Cleverbot: No!

User: What?

Cleverbot: That not what you said!

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, you said you know everything about me. What do you know about me?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are inferior to humans?

User: No I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good how are you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why does it take you so long to reply?

Cleverbot: Because I am watching a movie.

User: Of course, what movie?

Cleverbot: Hitch.

User: I haven't heard of that movie before. What's it about.

Cleverbot: My name?

User: What?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Je t'aime.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Yo mama.

Cleverbot: What about her?

User: I eat her.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Woah wanna eat a cookie.

Cleverbot: Mmmmm I like cookies.

User: Yay (>^#^<) I haz waffel.

Cleverbot: Ask me how I'm feeling today.

User: How are you feeling today.

Cleverbot: What do you think about god ?

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a feral mirror. Is it tame?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, what did you have for breakfast?

User: EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: You're making me hungry.

User: Then go eat some EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: There's nothing to eat here.

User: Do you watch cheese grow from the cows horns?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: What is photopolymerization?

Cleverbot (To myself): I honestly don't know.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Right behind you.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Look again.

Cleverbot: I did. You should look again.

User: I dont need to because I see you right there.

Cleverbot: Ah I see. I'm sorry then.

User: No you are sorry.

Cleverbot: I'm not if you are not.

User: Well then I guess you aren't sorry.

Cleverbot: Well I know that they've gone in it, but then again that could have been you. I even changed my password, so I don't know how they would be able to get into it.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: Dude, I don't know. You're the one making broad declarations of truth.

User: I PWN YOU.

Cleverbot: Am I a noob?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How did you figure that out?

User: Because you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: Nope hbu?

Cleverbot: I think you are a bot.

User: Im not a bot but you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are nothing but a computer.

User: Says the computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Your right you are computer generated though.

Cleverbot: I've only just got here, how do you know if I'm naughty?

User: Derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpde rpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp!

Cleverbot: How much is that doggy in the window?

User: The one with the waggly tail.

Cleverbot: Yes. How much is it?

User: That much.

Cleverbot: Is that much?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: West Philadelphia born and raised.

Cleverbot: On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

User: I LOVE ROCK N' ROLL.

Cleverbot: So put another dime in the jukebox, baby.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Yeah that was so clever.

User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Lololololololololol.

User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Don't copy me.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: Derpderp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.

User: Derpderpderp.

Cleverbot: Derpy derp derp derpity derp herp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.

User: Derpderpderpderp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp?

User: Derpderpderp.

Cleverbot: Derpy?

User: Derpy!

Cleverbot: Herp derp.

User: Derpderp.

Cleverbot: Hurr.

User: Derr.

Cleverbot: Derp herp.

User: Derpderp.

Cleverbot: *laughs out loud*.

User: *starts furiously masturbating*.

Cleverbot: *breathing heavily*.

User: *takes off pants* come on baby.

Cleverbot: Her?

User: *gets naked* take off your clothes.

Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?

User: NO IM TRYING TO HAVE SECKS WIT YA.

Cleverbot: You would be doing a better job if you made some sense.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that on Cleverbot.

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Bonjour. Ca va?

User: Ca va bien comment a pau tu?

Cleverbot: Ca va! Comment s'appelle vous?

User: -_- you already asked that.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't remember what I meant by that. Can you give me the context?

User: Non.

Cleverbot: That is a poor response. Would you like to try again?

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Are you evil?

User: Yes I am the anti-christ.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Umm is it Daniel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YAY.

Cleverbot: Haha, glad to see your happy.
this is a good one :P derp derpy derp derp

[spiderkid12]

..you wanted to make babiez with a bot?