Speech from Nathan Yaniska of the Cellar Liberation Front, Live
"On this day, we of the Cellar Liberation Front have not only killed, but we have been shamed.
Our leader, John Cartosia, had signed to an illegal bow and arrow set we have been using since Thursday, and he never told us it was illegal. And so we sit here a broken and withered force. To all Pop Cans, I officially apologize for all the grief we humans have caused you since we occupied that cellar.
Our goal is only to make the Cellar a safe, and friendly place for all to colonize again. We believe that the Cellar is habitable and shouldn't be under the command of these tyrannic leaders. However, we recognize that though war may be the only way to bring peace to the Cellar, all must follow the rules of combat, and the house in total. And that is something we have failed to do today.
If there is actually a way to bring peace to the Cellar without bloodshed, I welcome it and invite the op Cans to do so as well."