I call, spam to the stand. (Court Music) dun dun dun dun dun dun dudu duuuuu.
''Spam, what is your operation, on this finely glorious day?''
''It, it, uh, was...er, uh, erm, errrm, to, uh, spam?''
''OBJEEECTION!''
''Excuse me, is there a problem here, Mr. uh, Mr. (WhisperWhisper) Mr. Fide?''
''No, Ma'am.''
''Good. Continue harassing the spam.''