I ban you!

[paulxxx]

i ban you for having a ps3

[leohuangchunwang]

I ban you for not having a signature.

[reniko9]

I ban you for posting your post which is pointed at another person who's post if pointed at another person which post is pointed at the person above
I ban you.

[AuburnAttack21]

I ban you for having at least two typos in that sentence, rendering its confusion moot.

[RedWolf]

I ban you for banning.

[Carbine20]

I ban you for banning someone for banning?

[jCuber]

I ban you for the excessive use of the word "ban"

[Carbine20]

Well played.

I ban you for minimal use of the word "excessive"

[RedWolf]

I ban you for banning someone who used "excessive" in their reason for someone who banned me for banning somone for banning.

[Carbine20]

I ban you for banning me because I banned someone for the minimal use of the word "excessive" who banned me for excessive use of the word "ban" because I banned someone who banned someone for banning.