I ban you because I am new
I ban you because YOU are new.
I ban you because I am wondering who are the active members of this site and you didn't read my mind and tell me...
I ban you for assuming that we have telepathy.
I ban you for no reason...
Just kidding!
I ban you for banning someone for making useless assumptions.
I ban you for Playing around in the APH Forum
Everyone knows that this is a very serious forum.
I ban you for not realising that I meant playing around in the Forum Games.
I ban you because your sock is untied.