Yo mamma(forum Game)

[SLOVAKIAN]

yo mamma is so stupid that... that... that i can't find the right word s!

[Spark Bomb]

yo mama is so stupid that when she said that she smokes she also said i do not smoke

Umm that wasnt 2 good


Yo Mama So Ugly She Looked Out The Windown And Got Arrested For Mooninh

Yo Mama So Poor I Saw Her Kicking a Can down the street i asked her what she was doing she said "moving"

I was gonna say those 2.

Here's one.

Your mama so fat when she was swimming France claimed her as the new land.
Your Mama so fat she got baptized in SeaWorld.

[SLOVAKIAN]

yo mamma so stupid that she didn't teach you how to behave

[Spark Bomb]

Here's my friend told me.

Yo momma so fat and stupid that when she stepped on the scale and it gave her a 7 digit number she thought it was hitting on her.

Some others:Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

[SLOVAKIAN]

yo mamma so fat that when she came to the hospital when you was born, they had to evacuate the it!

[xxSharpfirexx]

Yo mamma so fat that she saved a IOWA class battleship by swimming under it.
Yo mamma so stupid she had you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd:OIAHOIGHAPOSIDH(AP*WE*@hekHAFoishofiash81923 796329134.

And another one:
Yo mamma like a brick,
Shes flat,
Dirty on both sides,
AND...
DUNDUNDUN







Shes stupid!
The crowd:OIAHF(SIHFPOIASHFPOKHSAODJPOAJOKH:LKSAFLHSAP FOHPFOISAH19823y921764371235iugjKLBJ!!!!!!
[did not include the original because it might've been offensive]

[SLOVAKIAN]

yo mamma's motto: 98% of teenagers cannot count. I hope you are the other 7%!

[reniko9]

Everyone:My mama is a nucleaer bomb when she farts so yo mamas are pwned by ma mama

[Riykku]

And thats a bump people!

[tim]

i have a good one :
Yo mama is so fat, she has more gravity then jupiter
Yo mama so ugly, when people see her they say : OMG A ALIEN!
Yo mama so smart, she is a human computer