Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a raincoat peopls shout 'Taxi!'
Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a raincoat peopls shout 'Taxi!'
Yo mammas so fat and ugly she has to do trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mammas so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook one minute noodles.
Yo mammas so dumb, she thinks the English Channel is a British TV station.
Yo mammas so sad, she thinks her brother is an only child.
Yo mammas feet are so smelly, her shoes refuse to come out of the closet.
Yo mammas so dumb, when she eats M&M's, she throws out the W's.
Yo mammas such a bad cook, even the maggots get take away.
Yo mammas so poor, when the doorbell rings, her daughter has to shout DING DONG!
Yo mammas so dumb, when she went to the mind reader, they couldn't find anything to read.
Yo mammas so slow, she can't even catch her breath.
Yo mammas so useless, shes as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mammas so dumb, she would be out of her depth in a puddle.
Yo mammas dog is so slow, he brings in last weeks newspaper.
Yo mammas so dumb, she has an open mind. Ideas just slip straight out.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she enters a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Yo mammas so ugly, last time i saw her i had to pay admission.
Yo mammas so dumb, she stared at the orange juice container because it said "Concentrate".
Yo mamma so stupid, she makes bumps as big as that one.Originally Posted by 04wilsonm
Lol, Im jk
Yo mamma is so fat that she jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mammas so fat, when she sat on the couch next to the cat, the cat flew through the ceiling .