The KFC Game! :D

[Riykku]

I just had to do this when i saw the UFC Game.

IN THIS GAME YOU MUST TRAIN YOUR CHICKAFRARIAN, A REBEL ORDER TO THE SUICIDEHOTWING EMPIRE, IN ORDER TO COMPLETE THE QUEST OF QUESTS AND DEFEAT THE EVIL SUICIDE HOT WINGS FROM PLANTER WINGS.

omfgcharsheet:
Chicken-name:
Chicken-age:
Chicken-gender: Hen/Cock
Chicken-interesting skill(not attack,INTERESTING SKILL, for example, being able to unwind all of your body's joints at the same time.)
Chicken-emblem:
Chicken-song:
Chicken-rankYou start as Scrub Chicken 3th Class)

statzomgzzzzzzzzzzz:
Chickyness: How chicky you are.
Egg-laying: How many eggs you can poop out in a short amount of time.
Cockiness/Henniness: How cocky/henny you are.(depending on your gender)
Speed: for running away from crazy old farmers that are pissed off at you because you woke them up at 4 AM.

You can have 2 hs, 5 looollzzz's, 0 omfgs, 28128478734565723856 lolumadbro, 59 :trollface:s and 1 OMGAGOLDENTOILETSEAT!!!
YOU CANT HAVE MAX STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cept me, coz im cool



Credits:

Supreme Undisputible Overlord:
Potential Candidates: Longcat or Tacgnol.
Must wait till Catnarok is over.

Written by
Matthew Sebastian Catania

Key Grip
Max "Two Eyes" McGee

Casting
Sarah Malcom

Waredrobe
Jessica Farmer
Chao Li
Peter Joseph

Bone Collector
Denzil Washington

Backup Denzil Washington
Morgan Freeman

Re-animated by
Dr.Frankenstein

Production Babies
Joe ................. 6 lb 3 oz
Kelly ................ 8 lb 3 oz
Emily ............... 8 lb 9 oz
Jo Ann .............10 lb 4 oz
Kate ................ 5 lb 8 oz
Eric ................. 8 lb 7 oz

Credits by
CREDITSBOT V.2.1.4

North by
Northwest

Staff Hair Stylist
Billy 'Billy' Billsy

Staff Sideburn Stylist
Matt Melvin

Administrator
Dr. Breen

Destroyer of Worlds
Fluffy

Dance Choreography
Mack Shwartz

"Choreography" Spell-Checker
Randy Jackson

Stunts
Cliff Fillmore
Jack Menson
Jay Kirchoff

Fantasy boyfriend
Bo Burnham

The Beatles
Ringo Starr
Paul McCartney
John Lennon
George Harrison

In-Betweens
Walt Disney

Poor Sap thats still reading this crap
You

Mic Holder
Rob Denbleyker

Water Drooler
Mark Saffian

Feng Shui Arranger
Bruce Leal

Hadron Collider
Rob Denbleyker

Baby Shaker
Louise Woodward

Booty Shaker
'Electric' Kris Wilson

Irish Jiggers
Dave McElfatrick
Chase Suddarth

Cuban Dictator
Fidel Castro

Fast Driver
Michael Schumacher

Butt Clencher
Norbert Gumsworthy

Milkman
Feargal Mackers

Trophy Sculptor
Bruce Leal

#1 Grandpa
Ol' Jim Grizzigsby

Window Licker
Joey Chao

Seagull Enthusiast
Morgan Freeman

Jazz Quartet
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman

Waste Dispenser
Jimmy Hart

Myth Dispeller
Vinnie Harte

Kung Fu Co-ordinator
Joseph Lai

Easier to Cover Up than you'd Think
Murder

Smell Co-ordinator
Kris Wilson

Has-been Freeloader
Billy Idol

Location of Bin Laden
Canada

Chair Density Inspector
Joseph Morrison

Awful Music
Red Hot Chili Peppers

T-shirt Co-ordinator
Jimmy Spittz

Peanut Harvester
Billy Blanks

"I like to ride my" by
Cycle

Nonchalant Repartee
Matt Salters

Spitoon
David Sapp's Mouth

Lip Kisser
Smoochy Lemons

Brooding Villan
Sean Bean

One True Religion
Orthadox Jew

Also
Expect

KFC Game
Two

At
Some Point

Lighting
Ray Charles

Tar and Featherer
Bruce Leal

Inverted Commas
Ryan H Fleming

Break Takers

Easy Lover
Matt Melvin

Freelance Lighting
Casey Black

Can Opener
Rob Denbleyker
Dave McElfatrick
Michael J Fox

Face Puller
Matthew Fox

Pillow Biting
Matt Melvin

Bed Warmer
Iris Robinson

Dog Petters
Rob Denbleyker
Dave McElfatrick

Author or Garfield
Jim Davis

Favorite color
Fuschia

Line Thickness Assurance
Tony "Tones" Costaldo

We made the credits
So long so you'd

Think the game was longer
Than it actually is

Thank You to Explosm Entertainment for the long credits.

[SalamiNipples]

Cool story bro.

[MasterRetro]

Cool spam bro.

[weatherdog]

ZOMGAGOLDENCHICKENWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reniko9]

Cool story and eat a cupcake

[MasterRetro]

Chicken-name: Piez.
Chicken-age: 34.
Chicken-gender: Cock. Heeheehee
Chicken-interesting skill: Can lay 1 egg every year.
Chicken-emblem: .
Chicken-song: Thriller.
Chicken-rankScrub Chicken.

statzomgzzzzzzzzzzz:
Chickyness: 1
Egg-laying: 1
Cockiness/Henniness: 1
Speed: 10

[weatherdog]

omfgcharsheet:
Chicken-name: SUPAH CHEEKEN!
Chicken-age: 5 (for a chicken, thats old)
Chicken-gender: Cock. LOL!!!
Chicken-interesting skill: pukes these: at random times.
Chicken-emblem:
Chicken-song: Just Dance.
Chicken-rank:Scrub Chicken.

statzomgzzzzzzzzzzz:
Chickyness: lolumadbro
Egg-laying: :trollface:
Cockiness/Henniness: lolumadbro
Speed: OMGAGOLDENTOILETSEAT!!!

[SalamiNipples]

Cool spam bro.

Lol spam section?

[xxSharpfirexx]

But...but...
DOCTOR BREEN IS DEAD!!!

[MasterRetro]

Catnarok

You know Ragnarok. Makes me want to play Ultimate Alliance. =l (Whole chapter based off Vikings)

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