Yo mamma's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
You Mamma's Teeth so dirty, she rinsed with some nice clean Listerine and it came out some nice Chocatly ovaltine.
Yo mamma's so stupid, when your dad told her that it's chilly outside, she went out with a spoon.
You mamma so stupid, she saw a bus go by and thought hey look a bus
Oh yeah I am awesome
Yo Mamma is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.
Not really sure this one is appropriate but since karatekid did a MJ one i guess its alright.
Yo Mama is so fat she needed a mattress for her period.
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please!
Yo momma so small she takes swimming lessons in a soda can
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.
Yo mamma is so fat that The Sun was sucked in with her gravity along with the other planets!
You mamma so fat, she causes global warming with he "fumes"