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    Yo mamma's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.

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    Re: Yo momma jokes

    You Mamma's Teeth so dirty, she rinsed with some nice clean Listerine and it came out some nice Chocatly ovaltine.

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    Yo mamma's so stupid, when your dad told her that it's chilly outside, she went out with a spoon.

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    You mamma so stupid, she saw a bus go by and thought hey look a bus
    Oh yeah I am awesome

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    Yo Mamma is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.

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    Not really sure this one is appropriate but since karatekid did a MJ one i guess its alright.

    Yo Mama is so fat she needed a mattress for her period.

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    Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please!

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    Yo momma so small she takes swimming lessons in a soda can
    1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.

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    Yo mamma is so fat that The Sun was sucked in with her gravity along with the other planets!

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    You mamma so fat, she causes global warming with he "fumes"

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