Yo momma jokes

[RedFaceofAwesomeness]

Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell off a 100 story skyscraper and hit the ground she bounced right back up!

[xxSharpfirexx]

Yo mamma is so stupid that she doesn't know that, in that situation, anyone would've simply exploded.
Yo mamma is so fat I had to take 9999999 airplanes around her.
Yo mamma is so stupid she starved in a supermarket.
Yo mamma is so fat she sat next to EVERYONE in the movie theater.
Yo mamma is so poor, that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Moving."
Yo mamma is so tiny that she took a suicide jump off the curb.
Yo mamma is so stupid that she sold her car to pay for the fuel.
Yo mamma is so stupid that she went home once she saw "Airport Left".

Your turn, Auburn.

[AuburnAttack21]

Yo momma so fat she COULDN'T fit into Mother Russia
Yo momma so stupid she thought the sun had a daddy
Yo momma so small she walks around my desk like it's a city

[xxSharpfirexx]

Yo momma so fat she picked up the sun like a dime.
Yo momma so ugly she was arrested for "mooning".
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to "measure how long she slept".
Yo momma so stupid she's blond.
Yo momma so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead to "make up her mind".

[RedFaceofAwesomeness]

Topic revive.
Yo mamma so stupid she ate out of the garbage and called it a banquet.

[Willy]

Yo mamma ask for permission?

[AuburnAttack21]

Yo mamma ask for permission?

I WAS gonna say that...in America.

[ChadNorris]

Ok, I know I'm supposed to be gone, but I was just looking through the forums,(I will be doing that occasionaly without posting.)and saw this topic and here's one that I made up and couldn't reist sharing. Yo mamas like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, and you send her away. Another one, your mama's like a bowling ball you stick her 3 times, send her away, and she comes back for more.

[RedFaceofAwesomeness]

Yo mamma is so stupid that when her internet wasn't working she thought she deleted it.

[reniko9]

This one is more like a insult
Your mama gets more gentle men callers then the operater!(Got dis from Sly 3 :3)