Alien Invasion XXI

[RedWolf]

Jackal: I SAW A TON OF WEAPONS THERE!
Willy: Cool story, bro. Now care to shoot that gun? D:
Jackal: Sure. ^^
*Jackal fires 3 rounds into an Alient's head and kills it.*
Jackal: Happy?
Willy: Yeah.
Matheus: We should avoid the commandos they got some pretty deadly guns. :l
Paul: Yeah.

[Matheusultimatex]

Paul and Mira finish off the last Aliant by double sniping him in the face with style.
Jackal: Hey! Let's check that load of weapons i said!
Matheus: There's a sign just right up the entrance, it says:
Joe & Moe's ornamental guns.
Mira: Ornamental means they are fake, they should have no firing mechanism and be made of weak materials.
Jackal: Meh... My tries never work.
Matheus: Okay, let's head to that grocery store over there, maybe we can find food, water and other useful stuff.
Amaterasu: Let's go then.

[Willy]

*leads into grocery store*
Willy: Look *points to left*
Spots 3 Aliens (armed with Baseball Bats)
Willy: *whispering* I don't think they have spotted us, should we sneak around or fight?

[AuburnAttack21]

Mira: ...and they have baseball bats. Sneak around them, see if they find us later. We can just kill them if they block our way out.

[Matheusultimatex]

Matheus: I want to get the least casualties possible, so let's simply sneak around them without making noise.
Mira: Right, walk slowly, me and Amaterasu go to the snacks section.
Matheus: Okay, me and Jackal will go into the "Freezing Drinks" vending machine, so we can get water and other drinking stuff :3
Paul: Then i'm going with Willy to the health section, we might find stuff like bandages and disinfectant.
*Mira and Amaterasu are on the snacks section*
Mira: Cheesy Cheese and Butterballs are nice ones, i'll pick some of those.
Amaterasu: OH MY GOD! CORNED HAM STILL EXIST!!! Wait, there wasn't a couple of...
Alien 1: Zek'yrrsz (Get them)
Alien 2: Gorzkl (KILL!)
Mira: Nice job out there... *bangs the head of an alien with the rifle* I should reload while there were no aliens... Cover please.
Amaterasu: Okay.
Amaterasu kills the alien with 4 G36c shots, two on the legs and two on the chest*
Mira: The other alien!!!
Amaterasu: Crap, It jammed!
Mira: Oh hell!
The alien gets hit by a blade on the neck.
Matheus: Yeah, this ballistic knife is really ballistic.

[RedWolf]

Jackal: I got some slush puppies. :l
Mira: YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Paul: Calm down, some aliens might hear us.
Matheus: THEY DID!
Jackal: Uhh, those are the commandos along with a- WTF IS THAT?

New alien: The "lolwut"
This alien gets it's name from the famous "lolwut" pear.
The alien is super fast and shaped like a pear.
This alien looks scary.
This alien is capable of suicide attacks.
Avoid it. Or die.

Amaretsu: Um, let's get outa here. >.>
Willy: Yeah! before that thing kills us!
Matheus: This is all your fault, Mira

[Willy]

Shove a rifle in his arse oh shove a rifle in his arse AND FIRE.


Anywhos, *finds bandages*

[reniko9]

Paul:Eat this alien sh*nt bag!
-Fires at lolwut alien-
Mira:Uh,You hear that?
Willy:Ugh thats hurting my eaars!

[RedWolf]

Jackal: HOLY S**T, that hurts!!! >.<
Mira: No, really? ._.
*Paul shoots the lolwut with the FN-2000.*
lolwutalien: *^&@!)!!!000 [You cannot kill me HAHAHA.]
Matheus: DO ANY OF THESE GUNS HAVE A GERNADE LAUNCHER??!?!?
Jackal: No...
Ameratsu: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Willy: *Facepalm* we're doomed. -.-

[AuburnAttack21]

Mira: OKAY THEN, I GOT US INTO THIS, I SHALL GET US OUT.

Mira rushes the lolwut and grabs his antenna, pinning him to the ground.

Matheus: MIRA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

The lolwut suddenly explodes, sending Mira up into the ceiling and slamming on the floor before the others. There is a lot of bleeding in Mira's head, as well as around the chest area.

Amaterasu, Jackal, Paul: ...

Matheus: One of you get over here! I need help stabilizing Mira!

Amaterasu: Gotcha.

Matheus: Can you hear me?

Mira: ...sort of...

Matheus: Here, let's remove this cap, I know it seems spacey but it could still restrict blood flow...

Mira: Hey, I got it. It's...alright...

Mira removes the cap. On the floor, a giant flowing mass of blonde hair spreads out in all directions.

Matheus, Amaterasu, Jackal, Paul: !!!

Amaterasu: Mira...you're...a girl?!

Mira: Mmm.

Matheus: Don't die on me, Mira.

Mira: I'm trying...can't...help...

Paul: How was Mira a girl?

Jackal: Unsure.

Mira closes her eyes and appears to stop breathing...