Alien Invasion XXI

[Willy]

Aub you would be a girl >.>

Anyway.

Willy: Come on Let's keep moving we can't stay here for long who knows what heard that lolwut pop

[Matheusultimatex]

Matheus: Who's the guy who said to find bandages here?
Paul: Me, pick it.
Matheus: Let's wrap some of this in her head so it will stop the blood from coming out.
Paul: Oh crap, so much blood.
Amaterasu: Quick, i found a empty room, let's put her here.
Paul: This place is so dark, let's turn those lights on. *switches light on*
Matheus looks up and sees that the ceiling is full of Shady Lurkers.
Matheus: RUN OUT!
Paul: Amaterasu, close the door!
Amaterasu: Okay.
Matheus: Wait, i have a little gift for those b****s... EAT THIS! *Throws grenade inside the room*
Shady Lurker #76: Gzarkk'ee'k? (What the?)
Matheus: I'm going to give payback to those lolwuts there, protect Mira.
Willy: Okay.
Matheus: Oh, Paul, give me your FN for a while, you can have Mira's rifle in the meantime.
Matheus leaves the building with the two assault rifles loaded and starts to send lead on the lolwuts who explode on impact.
Matheus: THIS IS FOR HURTING MY FRIEND!!!

[reniko9]

Paul:Hmph
-Paul walks alway-
Paul:I saw something around in the back...
-Paul turns around-
-WHISH-
Paul:What the fu-
Aliant!61!32ug!31%$^@(You will taste my fury!)
-Paul sees more aliants heading his way-
Paul:Well well someone wants lunch
-Paul takes aim and fires-

[Matheusultimatex]

Matheus: I think no more lolwuts will come over here, Paul, you can have your WHAT THE!!!
Amaterasu: Matheus, i saw a package over there inside that room, see if you can find anything useful!
Matheus: I found a moldy paper, rotten apples and... Good, 4 frag grenades, give me cover, i'll go on another rampage over there.
Paul: Matheus, don't do it, there are too many Alian... Oh, he already went.
Jackal: When will Mira wake up actually? We need her help.
Willy: I have no idea but i will go over there and try healing her.
Paul: Okay, just be careful.
Willy: Let me see... There's a lot of bleeding in her chest too, let's put some disinfectant and some more bandages on all bleeding areas.
Matheus sees a giant lolwut that blocks his view on the street he killed the other lolwuts and rushes running over there.
Amaterasu: Matheus, where the f**k are you going?
Matheus: Keep up the good job.
Paul: Lol?
Matheus: You... You leaded those b-tards on the way for killing my friend? YOU SHALL DIE!
Matheus walks flowing with anger on the mother lolwut.
Jackal: What the hell Matheus, one person dying is already bad enough.
Willy: Let's put some of this, i have no idea of what's that and WHOA!!!
Mira opens her eyes and says:
Mira: What... Am i in heaven already?
Willy: It's looks most with hell.
Mira: I see you, Paul, Amaterasu and Jackal but... Where's Matheus?
Willy: He's out there giving other of his suicide attacks.
Mira: Give me a gun.
Willy: But you just wo...
Mira: GIVE ME A FU***NG GUN NOW!
Willy: Hey chill down babe, have your rifle here.
Mira slaps Willy for calling her "babe"
Mira: Never call me baby again.
Willy: Great, probably the last chance i'll have of seeing a girl and she hates me.
Matheus: I'LL TEACH YOU AND YOUR SONS NEVER HURTING HER AGAIN!
Mira: (How cute) Hey peary... EAT LEAD!
Matheus: Mira! You're alright?

[AuburnAttack21]

Mira: Ugh...no...not...really...just wanted to...do that thingy... *falls over again*

Matheus: Hey!

Paul: No pulse again.

Willy: That's even possible?

Jackal: Okay people, let her go already.

Amaterasu: Okay, okay.

Matheus: *checking around* the store is clear. Shall we leave?

Willy: No, no, we can't, not now. Who knows what other weapons are here, like the frags we found.

Jackal: Yes we can. Besides, we need more ammo.

*The group begins to exit*

Mira: Whoa. This is new. So I was never even dead? That's odd. There's nothing anywhere. I can't see anyth-wait, what's that? It's getting closer! It's...light. Yes, come here, please, I want you...

Akyra: Mira? Mira! You there? *pats Mira's side*

Mira: Wha? Where? Huh? I-oh my. OH MY! WHAT IS THIS!!!

Akyra: ...this is Heaven.

Mira: !!! Okay, okay, but the...the...warmth, and the softness, and the everything, it's so...so...aweeeesssoooommmmmeeeee......

Akyra: Oh, alright. You just rest then. I'm sure you need it.

Mira: ^_^

Akyra: My name's Akyra. If you need me, I'll be over there.

Mira: *Mira looks up for a minute* ...Okay... *smiles*

*Akyra walks away; Mira puts her head down and tucks herself in*

Mira: I...is...finally...here... *Mira falls asleep*

[reniko9]

Paul:Shhhhhiiii-
-Aliants pops up-
Paul:I'm a bit hungry,you guys go ahead without me
Math:No we mu-
Paul:Just go
-Paul looks at Math-
Math:Fine...
Willy;Good luck Paully!
Paul:Shut up,so I can shoot the aliants and not you
-Paul takes out a combat knife-
Paul:Had a pistol and a knife all the time
Amaterasu:Oh wow..
-The groups moves on without Paul-
-More aliens pop up-
Paul:Its killing time!
-Paul charges at the aliens-

[asd123]

Amaterasu: NOOOO PAULLLLLLL!
Math: Calm down Amaterasu he will be fine.
Willy: I hope your right Math.
Amaterasu: I here footsteps.... *turns around* CRAP! Aliens are following us!
Willy: Then what happended to Paul?
Math: I don't know, but lets kill these ************!

[RedWolf]

Jackal: I'm sick of this.
Willy: Arren't we all, you self centered Bastard
Matheus: WTF, stop arguing
Jackal: I'll just go find some food for us.
Ameratsu: Hey, I found a radio thingie.
Matheus: I think we'll be able to contact someone out there........

[Matheusultimatex]

Matheus: Okay, Willy, take the radio and try to contact someone, me and the rest will give you cover.
Willy: Right.
Matheus: (What the hell, Mira just wakes up and falls again)
Paul: Too many aliens, please HELP!!!
Amaterasu: What the f**k, i'll check him.
Matheus: No, stay here, i'm going there.

[reniko9]

Paul:F**K THIS!
PAUL:MOTHER F**KERS GET SOME!
-Paul slashes aliant's neck and fires a m1911 into the wound-
Paul:F**k yeah!
Math:..Well seems like you mig-
-Paul kicks off a aliant and slashes it's throat while shooting the aliant that been wounded-
Math:Paul stop showing off
Paul:See you on the other side
-Paul is grabbed by a flying alien called Zaons-
Amaterasu:THE F**K?
Willy:Holy sh...
Math:F**k!Get behind cover!NOW!
-A pack of Zaons soar towards the group-
Paul:F**king 'eII..
-Looks at wound in chest-
Paul:Ughh...Hope they..
-Paul passes out-