I tried to steal a Mustang, but accidentally stole Sonic the Hedgehog. SEGA called the FBI and pretty soon they busted down the door and took me to the ground. I ran out the back door, snickering over my successful escape. But then a jelly donut jumped out of my pocket. I chased it down the street but it escaped. Then the police caught me and then the FBI. They laughed as I was in jail to not put a dumb line from Spongebob squarepants, and to not finish it off. Then a chicken came in and flew me out of jail but I fell off and into a lake of acid. It was over I was BUSTED.
-Shadow the hedgehog