King of the Hill (KoTH)

[Jehova]

I climb into a sewage pipe and crawl 17 miles to the base of the hill. Once I get there i just casually stroll up the hill say "Hi." to ExpoundParadox, and then proceed to pull out the claw of a bio-genetically altered dragon-phoenix claw and stab him 84 times in the chest and neck.
"My hill." I say as I just now realize that I did not need to climb in the sewage. *facepalm*

[Colin23]

But however,you forgot to let go of your claw and thus stab yourself in the head.You tragically die and I push your body off the hill.My hill.

[ffemt53]

Just as Colin23 stands up and wipes the sweat off his forehead, you see his head move and then hear the sound of a gun shot. Colin23 falls dead on the edge of the hill and rolls down on top of Jehova.
One shot, One Kill. My Hill.

[ZuckeR]

Two big guys carry ffemt53 down the hill while i hand him this to read :

Distraint order Dear Mr. ffemt53, we hereby inform you that on behalf of APH bank your hill will be seized. This is due to the fact that you failed to pay the interest for your "APH Guns'n'Bullets Credit". In an foreclosure auction your hill will be sold to the highest bidder. Kind regards Mr. ZuckeR - APH Bank Personal Credit Consultant

The hill is now in possession of APH Bank.

[ffemt53]

The two gentleman release me at the bottom of the hill. As I walk away from the hill saddened by the loss of the hill to ZuckeR no less, I think, my god what a mess. As I walk through the city, in pity, I realize that all the destruction that has taken place here. I need to get away. Expound, Blujay, Powerman and the rest, all have had fun here and left. Now it's being taken by the APH Bank.

What a second...

I realize just then there is no APH Bank.
I run to the hill climb to the top,
and give ZuckeR a super sweet Lollipop.

He takes it and walks away from My Hill

[Colin23]

However,my brothers decide to travel back in time to give me a conveniently undetectable and extremely strong piece of armour that somehow protects me from dying.I then purchase a gun and shoot ffemt in the legs,crippling him.I kick his ass off of the hill.My hill.

[tmanzz122]

then, tman comes out of no where and bombs the hill down to the core. burning everybody with it but me. so I get a new hill.
my new hill! mine!

[SnipaZXShibuya]

Shibu appeared out of thin air then broke tman's neck then throws his corpse to the pigs.

BEAT THAT MY HILL

[tmanzz122]

then tman gets up fixes his neck, and drop kicks everyone off the hill.
my hill!

[Colin23]

I turn into Batman and start killing you with my fists.My hill.