King of the Hill (KoTH)

[ffemt53]

Running down the street towards a hill when I stop at the bottom and look up just to get hit with a flying.... Shoe??

No this can't be right. Were's the script.

...Powerman...

...Dream...

...Running down the street...

... Powerwoman on hill...

What? Wait a minute... Powerwoman??


While are hero tries to figure out what is going on, the world is wondering where ExpoundParadox has gone to...


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After several hours of triing to figure this out or hero has an epiphany.

ffemt53 run to the top of the hill holding a dozen roses, a box of chocolates and his credit card.
He gives the roses and chocolates to Powerwoman and wishpers sweet nothings in her ear.

"Here's my credit card, take it and go buy anything you want"

Powerwoman hops marrily down the hill.

"My hill" our hero says, and realizes "What have I done...."



And the world is still wondering where ExpoundParadox is at?

[POWERMAN]

Powerwoman maxes out the credit card and buys a Black Widow outfit and several large guns. While the credit company are chasing ffemt's brains out, Powerwoman proceeds to shoot everybody's facking brains out.

My hill.

[ExpoundParadox]

"Liiiiiiiiiight... I SEE LIGHT."
He didnt know that the light was death. He walked towards it when all of the sudden it turned into a neon red with a pure black darkness around it.
"Gahh!"
He was sucked into it. It was a firey inferno place that was empty. Nothing, no one. He looked at his digital watch which showed time and date. 9:34 pm- July 24.
"July 24!?!? Jeesh I was knocked out for a long time... where am I?"
Snap
"Ow!"
He looked down to see his hand with the watch had snapped off. He then remebered he was a zombie.
"Wait a minute is this- No. It cant be. I saw the light! Oh crap I was duped wasnt I..."
He proceeded to walk around in search for some way out. He saw a figure off in the distance moving around.
"Hey can you help me?!" No answer "Hello? HELLO!?!?" Nothing.
He walked towards it.
"Hey im talking to you! Dont ignore me! Why you little-"
Sker-Plunk!
"OOF" He fell with a crash onto the flaming hot ground. He looked up to see a man in a black robe. The hood shaded out his face only to reveal his firey red eyes. He then proceeded to speak to Expound in a chilling voice that sounded like screeches off a chalkboard
"You. I have a deal for you."
"Wha- what?"
"There is a reason everyone wants to capture the hill. Would you like to know?"
Expound still on the hot floor replied
"Ye- yes..."
"WELL YOU CANT! MWAHAHAHHA!!! The only way you and the others can find out is if more people proceed to the hill. But until then you must slave over it for ETERNITYYYY!!! MWAHAHHAHAHA!!"
"You, YOU MONSTER!"
Zap!
He was sent back to earth as a super human (with his arm back). He then was possesed by evil and proceeded to the hill. He grabbed Powerwoman by the arm and flung her far off to the moon where she soon sufficated. He then went off to take over the world. He was now the ruler of a post appocalypstic world where he had thousands upon thousands of troops at his demand to protect him and the hill. He looked at the firey city that he created and realized every city had suffered the same fate.
"My, hill."

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WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE HILL? FIND OUT NEXT TIME WHEN MULTIPLE HEROIC HEROS JOIN THE RAGING FIGHT FOR THE HILL. REMEMBER ANYONE IS WELCOME TO JOIN IN AT ANY TIME!

[POWERMAN]

Powerwoman respawns and uses hacks.

My hill.

[ffemt53]

I walk to the top of the hill with my heavenly harp and start to play and song for Powerwoman. A golden light surrounds her and she starts to lift off the ground.

“You were changed into a woman I must say”
“Drop the Wo and become a man today”

A bright flash of light and POWERMAN emerges.

With renewed strength and energy Powerman takes off running after ExpoundParadox.

I continue to play my harp and start to bring peace back to the hill.

A light from above shines down upon me.

“Good work my son, I see you have learned”
“No one can take, what you have earned”

“Now declare to the forum as loud as you can”
“Because I know, That you can.”

And with that in a thundering voice
I declare what is my choice.

“This is MY Hill, and Yes I am”
“For I Like, Green Eggs and Ham”


(Little nod to Dr. Seuss)

[ExpoundParadox]

Expound quickly jumps to the right, holding out his left arm which was turned metal. As powerman runs by he crashes into the metalic arm sending him hurtling to the floor. With a loud crash he was knocked out by the blow and the fall. Expound walks towards him with his new evil powers and with the same metalic arm bashes Powermans head in. After the epic duel Expound turns around to see ffemt53 standing there... singing? Expound listens closely to his words. As he waits for the poem to finish he hears ffemt53 make a mistake
"Aha! He rhymed can with can in the third stanza! This is my chance!"
Expound dashes towards him...
ffemt53 randomly starts nodding when he is takkled to the ground. ffemt53 starts singing again as he is pelted in the face
"Oh my this-ow!-hurts a bunch"
"Ill be lucky if I live to lunch!"
Expound continues the beating
"Will this be my final song?"
PowerMan whispers from the grave
"Boy, Ive been waiting for this way too long!"
ffemt53 continues
"Some people-ow!-cant appreciate poetry"
Expound chants
"FUS-RO-DAH YOUR DEAD!"
The beatings are too much and ffemt53 slowly dies, his lasts words
"Okay, okay, Your Hill. >: ("

[ffemt53]

"Expound, you forgot to claim the hill you see"
"Breaking the game rule number three"

"There for you are banished to below"
"Back to your submarine, painted Yellow"

"ffemt53 is still the rightfull owner"
"don't worry now he's not a p'nwer"

"I give Powerman his life back"
"Don't worry it is not hacked"

"I'm having fun, this game is a thrill"
"all because it is MY HILL"

[POWERMAN]

ffemt53: Could anybody show me where the door is?
Expound: Nope, but I can show you where the fishing lure is.
Chuck Norris: This message has been approved by Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee: I guess it "shore" is.

While ffemt53 and Expound go on a fishing trip, POWERMAN plays Crysis 2 on the hill with Chuck and Bruce.

My hill.

[ffemt53]

I come back from my fishing trip and walk up to Powerman.

ffemt53: You forgot to claim the hill as stated.
Powerman: What? Wait...
I walk over to Bruce and Chuck and show them the rules
Chuck: He's right and since I'm a Texas Ranger you under arrest.
Bruce: Chuck, Lets take him in.
ffemt53: my hill... Still

[POWERMAN]

I come back from my fishing trip and walk up to Powerman.

ffemt53: You forgot to claim the hill as stated.
Powerman: What? Wait...
I walk over to Bruce and Chuck and show them the rules
Chuck: He's right and since I'm a Texas Ranger you under arrest.
Bruce: Chuck, Lets take him in.
ffemt53: my hill... Still

Invalid. Look at my post again. Magic.

Also, don't look at the part where it says "edited".... Aw. Darnit.

My hill.