Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[ZuckeR]

Unfortunately those are "Blood Diamonds" and you are not allowed to keep the money.
It all gets spend for projects in Sierra Leone to prevent Conflicts revolving around those pesky little "Stones".

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

fortunately after a deal with the project manager he gives you 5,000!

[asd123]

Unfortunately, on the way home you get mugged, and the crazed mugger takes out a bow and shoots an arrow into your knee. (Old jokes FTW)

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

fortunately, the arrow doesn't penetrate past the knee bone so you can still walk

[Supermax1912]

Unfortunately, You Start Excessively Bleeding

Edit: Why Hasnt Anyone Made A Fortunately Of This Yet?

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

fortunately a helpful lady takes you to the hospital

[Supermax1912]

Unfortunately, You Die And Recover, And Your Hospital Bill Is $5,000,000

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

fortunately, your dad who is a billionare pays the bill

[Supermax1912]

Unfortunately, When You Get Home, Your Forgot You Left The Stove On And Your House Is Burning.

[ChaoticCHAOS99]

fortunately, you have fire containers installed in your fire alarms so the house doesn't burn