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[Riykku]

Random Omegle chat

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heylo
Stranger: sup dude
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE EZ COFFIN!
You: WHEN YOU DIE, YOU BUY!
Stranger: **** you asshole
Stranger: BEEN CREME
You: USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT!
You: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
You: CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND WE’LL DOUBLE YOUR OFFER!
You: TELL EM BILLY SENT YOU!
Stranger: so i get 2! ez coffins!!!
You: THAT’S RIGHT!
You: FOR ONLY 19.95!
You: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
Stranger: NO WAY!
You: CALL NOW AND WE’LL GIVE YOU AN EZ FUNERAL!
You: FUNERALS TOO BORING?
You: MAKE IT EZ WITH THE EZ FUNERAL!
You: ALL THIS FOR JUST ONE EZ PAYMENT!
You: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
Stranger: NO WAY!
You: CALL IN THE NEXT YEAR AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A FREE ZOMBIE!
You: LIFE GOT YOU DOWN?
You: ZOMBIE WILL SPARK SOME EXCITEMENT IN YOUR LIFE!
You: AND TELL EM BILLY SENT YOU!
Stranger: i love you billy mays
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE FROM EZ HEAVEN!
You: YOUR NON BELIEF IN HEAVEN GOT YOU DOWN?
You: WELL WE’VE MADE OUR OWN HEAVEN OUT OF MIGHTY PUTTY!
You: AND USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT!
Stranger: YAY!
You: WELL TELL GOD BILLY SENT YA!
Stranger: wait isnt Billy already there?
You: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
You: CALL NOW AND WE’LL THROW IN EZ DEATH!
You: WANT TO GO TO EZ HEAVEN BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET THERE?
You: WE’VE GOT THE PERFECT GIFT FOR YOU!
You: EZ DEATH CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH THAT TRANSPORTATION FROM THIS BORING LIFE TO YOUR OWN EZ HEAVEN
Stranger: YAY! IS THERE MORE!
You: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
You: JUST KIDDING THERE’S NO MORE!
Stranger: :’(
Stranger: thats a deal breaker sorry
You: god damn it
You: all that for nothing
You: billy mays has lost faith in stranger
Stranger: :’(
You: you should be crying
You: no one hurts billy mays like that!
Stranger: except for EZ DEATH
You: TELL EM BILLY SENT YOU!
Stranger: ok will do
You: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
Stranger: YAY!
You: RESPOND NOW AND WE’LL DOUBLE YOUR OFFER!
Stranger: YES!
You: YOU WANT IT WE GOT IT!
Stranger: YAY!
You: AND GET A FREE EZ TORTURE!
You: EVER WANTED TO TORTURE ANYONE!
Stranger: YES
You: WELL YOU CAN NOW WITH THE EZ TORTURE!
You: TORTURE YOUR MOM, YOUR BROTHER, YOUR DOG, YOUR BABY, SOME RANDOM GUY ON THE INTERNET!
You: IN 5 MINUTES THEY’LL BE SCREAMING FOR HELP!
Stranger: YES
You: USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT!
You: billy mays tired
Stranger: ok go to EZ HEAVEN
You: CALL OR LOG ON NOW TO EZWHATEVER.COM AND WE’LL SET YOU UP!
Stranger: YAY
You: dang usually people leave in the first few seconds lol
You: haha i made this all up on the fly
Stranger: your welcome haha
Stranger: it was actually hella fun i was cracking up the whole tome
You: lol
Stranger: thank you for that :)
You: np
Stranger: haha bye
You: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
You: lol jk there isn’t any more :(
Stranger: danging
You: u thought there was more didn’t ya?
Stranger: yuiop
You: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
You: RESPOND IN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS AND GET EZ FAITH!
Stranger: wej
Stranger: I DID IT
You: YOU BEEN DOUBTING YOUR RELIGION?
You: WELL CALL NOW AND WE’LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER DOUBT IT AGAIN!
You: THE SECRET IS IN HOW WE BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST A BRICK WALL UNTIL YOU SAY YOU BELIEVE!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hailord1]

pg. 21& last page

robert"we got him but where did he go?"

alein"i dont know"

robert"oh well we have victory"

[color=#408040]tTHE END[/color]

[Riykku]

That story failed.

[hailord1]

thar was my comic book

[Riykku]

Yes.
It doesnt make sense.

[hailord1]

your mean

[Riykku]

No, you dont know what mean is.

[hailord1]

yeah i do

[Riykku]

You wouldnt know mean if it slapped you in the face with a big greasy rod.

[hailord1]

i know mean