If u have a good joke then post it here
If u have a good joke then post it here
your mamma so fat when she went to the fattest person competetion they said sorry no proffesionals
Don't BUMP!Originally Posted by erez116
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The topic is interesting and the warning is enough
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He didn't bump...the topic was made at 7 PM, Jan. 20. So he was inside the 1-week limit.
Close, but he made it.
Anyway,
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
Man walks into a dead topic. He says,
You Martin should remember that from a certain locked topic. I found it extremely hilariousOriginally Posted by
not sure if it is against the rules to quote something like that but it was funny to me so I turned it into a joke >.>
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.
Yeah it's pretty funny...![]()
Wait I said that? Where?
viewtopic.php?f=17&t=1821
A big series of bumps.
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As you can see, the bumps go from 1 month to 4 months all the way up to 11 months.Originally Posted by 01-06-10
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.
Here's A joke I found:
Little Johnny's dog Benji was sick and the boy was afraid that his dad would come back from the vet with bad news.
As his dad stepped through the door with Benji in his carrier, Johnny rushed to find out what the vet had said.
"I'm afraid it's not good news, son," said his father. "The vet reckons Benji's only got another three weeks or so to live."
Hearing this, Johnny burst into tears.
"But Benji wouldn't want you to be sad, " said the father, putting a comforting arm around Johnny's shoulder. "He'd want you to remember all the good times you had together."
Johnny rubbed his eyes. "Can we give Benji a funeral?"
"Sure we can," said his father.
"Can I invite all my friends?"
"Of course you can."
"And can we have cake and ice-cream?"
"Sure, you can have whatever you want."
"Dad," said Johnny. "Can we kill Benji today?"
That's horrible! Why the frick do you post this! I personally like the name Johnny, and you just gave it a bad name. I despise you![]()
Just kidding, but still that's horrible.
Man goes into a bar. He says,
PLZ HACK CREEPER WORLD TRAINING SIM PLZ![]()
Bartender goes,
READ THE RULES!
Topic locked to prevent spam.
Then the bar collapses.
If you don't get it, the man posts in a topic (bar) that was about another subject (he didn't make it, because the topic (bar) is already made) . The moderator (bartender) that is serving the topic (like a bartender would serve a bar) locks the topic, ending it. So the bar ends (collapses) as well. That prevents any spammers from coming in, because the bar is no more (like they can't post in a topic when it's locked)
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.