Corrupt a Wish

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted, but the bananas get so giant that they get banned from universe.

I wished i had a undestructible controller and still can play TTFAF on expert. haha

[SandSpur]

Granted, but you console breaks

I wish for some ice cream

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted, but it's so icy that when you lick it, your tongue gets sticked to it and never gets out.
I wished i had porn channels in my TV. O.o

[SandSpur]

Granted, but you get arrested for being a creeper

I wish anyone with 2 or lower karma would leave

[Matheusultimatex]

Granted, but he don't want and stand here (EDIT: Now i have 3 karma, then i don't need to get out) .
I have 11 i cant go to jail.
I wish i could get all the girls i want

[SandSpur]

Granted, but they don't want you.

I wish I had the best siggy on this forum

[Matheusultimatex]

granted, but no one wanna do it and you can't do it!
i wished i could do "things" (don't know pm me but of course you know).

[SandSpur]

Granted, but everybody starts ignoring you for being a perv

I wish i could control the karmaz on this forum

[NothingPersonal]

Granted,but the karma system crashes and you end up giving yourself -999999999999 karmaz!
I wish I can haz the chezbergar.

[SandSpur]

Granted, but the Cheezberger cats maul you for the cheezberger

I wish i could meet the Fail Whale