Corrupt a Wish

[Matheusultimatex]

You can type in tinier than tiny (tinier) but not huger than huge so i corrupted it

I wish every car i own in the future's horns blown up the car behind or in front of me (changeable).

[leohuangchunwang]

Unfortunatly you parked your cars in a straight line and you set "front and back" mode on so they all blew up.

I wish someone would make a picture for my sig.

[reniko9]

Granted,but the sig turned out to be the same thing as the previous

I wish that I had some pizza.

[leohuangchunwang]

Granted, but it was poisonous.

I wish that I have NaN karma.

[spiderkid12]

Granted, but SelectLOL resets your karma.

I wish I have a computer tablet.

[Colin23]

Granted but it drops in the toilet and i flush it.I wish i have an IPhone4S.

[Riykku]

Granted but you realize that it's a piece of crap.
I wish I had the imagination to make up a real wish.

[spiderkid12]

Granted, but your imagine the most awesome of awesome things which makes your head explode from thinking too hard. (Hurr hurr)

I wish I had a 78 foot tall unicorn with built in cannons that shoot pudding at all of my enemies and turtles.

[MicahCade]

Granted, but the turtles creat a 87 foot tall super-turtle with built in gattlin-cannons that shootout pudding with oreo's crushed up in it at you and the unicorn, and the unicorn goes and cries and accidentally shoots pudding all over you and refuses to ever work again. And the super turtle rains supreme.

I wish my internet and my computer would get straight!!!(I'm really gettin POed at them!! Internets doin better though.)

[Daemon231]

Granted, but you die from a heart stroke because of how angry you are after your computer gets a virus when it is fixed

I wish I could have the strength to type a period